Whether you like or not... whether you know it or not... it's true. My wife is better than yours.
You see my wife was up at 0615 preparing the whole family for the day. She lovingly cared for my baby girl who could barely breathe. She dolled herself up to make me notice her. (And trust me, I definitely noticed her.) She systematically woke, prepped, and fed all of the children.
But honestly, the work she did early this morning was only the finishing touch.